Let’s file this one under “please don’t.”

A Florida woman recently tried to sneak two live turtles through Miami International Airport security — by tucking them into her bra. Yes, really. One of the turtles sadly didn’t survive the ordeal. The other is now safe and being cared for by Florida wildlife officials. The TSA shared the story on July 24 with a very blunt PSA: “Stop hiding animals in weird places on your body.”

Honestly, this bizarre incident sheds light on a real issue—traveling with pets can be confusing. But it doesn’t have to be a horror story. If you’re planning a trip with your furry (or shelled) companion, there are clear ways to do it right. Let's break it down.

Here’s the deal: TSA isn’t anti-pet. You can bring your dog, cat, or other small animal through security — but you’ve gotta follow the rules.

First off, never put your pet through the X-ray machine. (It sounds obvious, but it happens more often than you’d think.) Instead, take them out of the carrier and carry them (without a leash) through the metal detector with you. Your empty carrier will be inspected separately.

And don’t just let your pet run loose — you’ll need to keep them under control with a leash or harness while in the checkpoint area. TSA agents are not animal wranglers, and airport terminals aren’t zoos.

If your pet’s only “travel” has been to the vet, start small. A few practice runs in the car or in their carrier can go a long way.

Make sure to get a quick check-up before your trip. Depending on where you’re headed, you may need a health certificate issued within 10 days of departure. And yep, that includes vaccinations.

And don’t forget to pack their essentials: food, water, meds, waste bags, health records, leash, and something comforting (like a favorite toy or blanket). If you’re anything like me, your pet’s carry-on might rival your own.

Let’s talk gear. Your pet's carrier needs to be soft-sided, airline-approved, and small enough to fit under the seat. Most airlines allow pets up to 17–18 lbs (with the carrier included). Check the airline’s specs beforehand — each one’s a little different.

Some solid picks? Sleepypod Air, Away Pet Carrier, and SturdiBag Pro 2.0 — they’re crash-tested, breathable, and comfy enough that your pet won’t totally hate you by the end of the flight.

Label it up! Add “Live Animal” stickers, your contact info, and even a photo of your pet — just in case you get separated. And make the inside cozy: absorbent lining, non-spill water container, and enough room for them to curl up.

Here’s where things can get tricky. Every airline has its own pet policy, and some are more welcoming than others.

Most allow cats and small dogs in the cabin if they fit in the carrier, but you’ll probably need to book in advance — and there’s usually a fee (anywhere from $95 to $200 one-way). Larger pets? That’s where cargo comes in, but many airlines now restrict this to military/government use due to safety concerns.

Also, keep an eye on the weather. If the temps at any stop on your route are over 85°F or under 45°F, your pet might not be allowed to fly — it’s for their safety, but definitely something to plan around.

International? Double-check everything. Some countries have very strict import rules, and you don’t want your pet held in quarantine because of a missed document.

Traveling with pets isn’t as complicated as people think — but you do have to plan ahead. The woman who tried sneaking turtles in her bra didn’t just break the rules — she risked lives.

If you treat your pet like a family member (and let’s be honest, most of us do), then give them the safe, stress-free travel experience they deserve.

Because whether you’re headed to the mountains, the beach, or just Grandma’s house, there’s a right way to bring your four-legged (or hard-shelled) buddy along.

Let’s stick to carriers — not cup sizes.

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